God, Cheney and Dark Energy ... a Mediawingnuts Perspective

Many of you are aware that the exploding Supernova shown above was one of the recent definitive events that allowed scientists to be assured that the universe is expanding ... but also that "God" (God's incredible plan) seemed to speed up the expansion process about five billion years ago (picture taken by Hubble Telescope "way back" in 1987).

There's no need to go back to the estimation of Hubble's Constant or Einstein's dismay that he (thought that he had) made a mistake ... but only to realize that he (Einstein) was in good company. As we now can state definitively that the War in Iraq has lasted longer than World War II and with the reports coming out of Berkeley, the Space Telescope Science Center and only last month at Mount Stromlo and Siding Spring Observatories in Australia -- published this week ... Mr. Cheney's prognosis that the war in Iraq might last "weeks rather than months" (stated almost four years ago) makes perfectly good sense.

And so do the data and statistical analyses of Karl Rove prior to the Republican defeats of November 7 when he stated "but my math shows" ... [that the Republicans will retain both houses of Congress].

The time line of the universe from the Big Bang through about noon on November 7 (shown below) shows the source of "Dark Energy" is indeed exactly at the intersection of the bisecting lines at the vertices of the triangle formed by drawing lines between Karl Rove's desk in the White House, Dick Cheney's pillow (where presumably he dreams of Dark Energy when he isn't dreaming about his next hunting trip) and Donald Rumsfeld's desk at the Pentagon. Look carefully at the right-center of the time-line chart and you can see a reflection of the surveillance (Big Brother's warrantless) "eye" at the White House. That (the source of the dark energy in the form of anti-gravity) can also be seen in the upper left quadrant slightly above the horizontal meridian of the photo of the 1987 Hubble photo at the top of this posting. See it?

[Note: Greg Davidson's Science News Metric Report says, "The Wilkinson Microwave Anisotropy Probe [usually called "WMAP" -- the small image on the right side of the time line at approximately noon on November 7, 2006] had the most productive single year of any Explorer mission. [It] accounted for 1.1% of world science with discoveries relating to the shape of the universe, dark matter, and early galaxy formation."]



Specifically, what Dr. Adam Reiss of the Space Telescope Science institute said in the article linked to by this posting was, "if this was a crime ... we would ask, 'Was dark energy lingering around at the scene of the crime?' We might look for a pile of cigarette butts. We found the cigarette butts! Dark energy [Rove, Cheney, and Rumsfeld] was here, full of mischievous intent."

It seems that we now have sufficient "cigarette butts" to state conclusively that the same Dark Energy that expands and contracts space and time ... emanates from the current Republican Administration.

I'll double check these results with my brother Richard from Connecticut over the weekend after I've had a chance to eat and sleep a bit. But one way or the other, the pie chart shown below (derived from WMAP data) matches almost exactly with the data extracted from Karl Rove's data on electoral results -- where the "Dark Energy" clearly represents Republican votes as fed into the Diebold electronic voting machines on November 6 and "Dark Matter" clearly representing "Blue Dog" Democrat votes fed into these same machines. Progressive Democrats are labeled "atoms" -- both their label and their share of the pie being a reference to Karl Rove's (November 6) Projection of their influence in the current Administration.