My brother (using a pseudoname of "Sweetheart" on his/her blogsite) called it "Library Meltdown." I call it just another entry on the OSPD blotter!
My dear (really!) brother, Richard, told me on that evening (May 30, 2009) that he'd been "escorted" from the library after asking the librarian if her two cats (who live at the library as a "donation" to our local PAWS organization) were "service cats" after she asked him if his dog (our Sweetie) was a "service dog." He had, on a previous visit to the library, told the librarians that our little-town library was "crap" after they told him he had arrived too late--as they were closing for the day.
I was never quite sure when he told me that story last month, but then I saw the above blotter entry in this week's issue of the North Coast News.
My brother is becoming famous. Hopefully our address here isn't listed in the "trouble" column on some EXCEL spreadsheet on the computers at the OSPD building--which resides right next door to the Ocean Shores Library. As it is, the location of the OSPD is fortunate in that an officer is usually there to accompany Richard over to the library as an armed escort until the thirty day probation period is over at the end of the month.
7 Comments:
Not very Christ-like. Richard is crying out for help and you come out with a very funny blog.
Always stay sweet,
Sweetheart
U.J.
What happened to the baby duck trapped in culvert on Discovery Avenue?
Gem
U.J.
Does the baby duck have symbolism for the post like Tony Soprano looking at the ducks? Did the baby duck live? These questions must be answered.
GEM
Gem -
I promise to call the OSPD and learn the fate of the baby duck (ducklin?) in the culvert. I will not call them from my home phone however; they already have received calls from and/or about my address and telephone number on other occasions since Richard and Sweetheart arrived. As Richard would say, "It's a long story!"
Love
U.J..
U.J.
Finding it hard to concentrate at work until I find out the fate of BDTIC. (baby duck trapped in culvert)The good news is it helped get me away from thinking about Susan Boyle 24/7.
Always stay sweet (even though you're not Sweetie)
GEM
U.J.
Would it help if I filed a Freedom of Information Request with the OSPD regarding the status of BDTIC? Just a thought.
GEM
U.J.
What officer is responsible for filing the BDTIC report? Or could it have been a civilian? How do these reports get filed with the OSPD? Did the fire dep't come to the rescue like a cat trapped in a tree?
Quack, Quack
GEM
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