Holy Crap! I never even thought! Those %&$#@ Zeta-Reticulan would stoop so low!

The Root Cause of the Abscess on my Colon ... uncovered (more or less)

Despite the interesting possibilities discussed by the vast (three is "vast" in Mediawungnuts' blogosphere) commentary on my previous posting, I believe the genuine photo taken last year provides ample evidence.

How they were able to redirect the bacterial laser energy from my ear to my colon is a Zeta-Reticulian secret, I believe.