Don't be one of the 450,000 who die each year as a result of smoking, Mr. Obama!

Word on the street is that you are three weeks free of the filthy habit and the talking heads on Fox News are beside themselves with the prospect of having to portray the real ...


YOU!!

PS: My brother Richard in Connecticut has gone almost as long without a fag as it takes the average lady to have a baby ... carry it in her womb, that is. My congratulations to them both!