Okay, I'm hooked! Is Larry Birkhead the father? Is Britney in rehab? Should Lisa Nowak be tried for attempted murder? Iran? Iraq? Who cares?

It seems clear to me that Rudy Giuliani is the father of Anna Nicole's baby and likely the hypotenuse of the NASA love triangle. Further, he is wearing Britney Spears missing hair.

It's no wonder that the rest of the world is confused by our backward policies in Iraq, our likelihood of attacking Iran and our willingness as a sovereign nation to put up with having our rights taken from us by a president with an IQ of 0.0003.

But the real news of the week slipped under the radar ...



Introducing George W. Bush's secret (until now) lover and love-child!

This posting dedicated to my brother, Richard, in Connecticut who is celebrating twenty years of marriage with his lovely wife, Kristen, this coming week ...