July 6, 2006 -- Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

No, Mediawingnuts doesn't even remotely look like Marilyn Monroe, but the wish for your next year to be a better year than the last one ... and the one before that ... and the one before that ... and the one before that ... and the one before that ... and, oh yes, the one before that too is genuine.

And just so you don't think I'm going to rant and rave about your war in Iraq or the record deficits or your total disregard for our environment or even continue the rumor about you and Condi, let me state right up front that I picked up the strongly worded statement from the White House sources that absolutely denied that there are marital problems between First Lady Laura Bush and you over that crazy (but reported) extramarital affair between you and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. However, I should at least mention that two mainstream media sources have continued to insist that their sources have reported that the aforementioned (and ongoing) affair was still "alive" as of last month.

Now don't get me wrong; Condi is a nice looking woman and all, but you are a committed Christian and well ... just compare! Happy (husky voice here) birthday, Mr. President ... happy birthday to you!