With G.M.'s CEO fired by Obama, the wave of new sleek models is IN!!

G.M. has unveiled its newest--the two-wheel PUMA (a.k.a. the Obamobile)!!

The revolution of socialized auto manufacturing is HERE!! The new Federally funded and managed cars of the future will soon be the "wheels of America," just as the City Bank of Hong Kong and the First Bank of Beijing are becoming models of the new "Bank of America"!

Admittedly, the Obamobile will only go 35 mph and 35 miles on a charge, but will seat one comfortably (or two moderately-sized persons uncomfortably) and likely be General Motor Corporation's Cadillac of the 21st Century.

Basically, it is a result of the merger of General Motors and Segway--although at least two major manufacturers of can-openers are likely to be brought aboard before the next GM Board meeting.

Coined P.U.M.A (Personal Urban Mobility and Accessibility), the vehicle features an OnStar wireless communication system that lets people communicate and locate each other in a city. Reportedly, the vehicle can also detect and automatically avoid other moving vehicles and people in its path.

GM's stock will now be competing with many bicycle and golf-cart manufacturers and is touted by the Obama team as the wave of the New World Economy's transportation both here in America and abroad.