They said, "No Photography Permitted!" ... but Mediawingnuts broke through into this evening's Alfalfa affair ...

And when they removed their formal attire ... voila!!

As most of you are aware, President Barack "Three-Point Shooter Supreme" Obama and Alaska's Governor Sarah "Dig those Legs!" Palin shared Washington’s who's who spotlight this evening at something that supposedly dates back to Job in Old Testament days--the Alfalfa Dinner (and Dance).

After removing a black satin evening gown, Palin was spotted twirling the whirl with P-BO by Mediawingnuts on the ballroom dance floor at the Capitol Hilton for the Alfalfa Dinner.

The Alfalfa Dinner is normally a closed-door roast of Washington, DC's political, economic and "anything-that-makes-you-well-known" elite.

Unfortunately, a 96-year tradition restricts (downright BARS!) reporters, including honest, hard-working bloggers from even attending--let alone recording or filming--the speeches (roasts) and other activities that sparkle during the (mostly) black-tie affair.

My only hint to you who are viewing this posting as to how I got in: Ask yourself who was the anonymous character dressed as a waiter who was carrying the President's Blackberry--and used it??

Remember ... you saw it here first!