Bad news! Conservatives are out-producing liberals!

Politics has entered the maternity ward. Sadly, the Wall Street Journal has reported that conservative parents are out-producing newborns at a rate of about 41% (i.e., 41% more babies per "family") and that 80% of all persons tend to vote the same as their parents vote. This will increase the Republican margin against Democrats by about 0.5% (one-half of one percent per year).

This is science, folks, and we're losing!

The WSJ also mentioned that at this rate, even California "will be decidedly conservative" in only ten years.

My brother, Richard from Connecticut and his wife aren't planning on having children yet, but I think they should begin visiting orphanages soonest. We're depending on you all! Orphanages are a good source for those of you over forty -- and foster kids can be "liberalized" too, I believe.

My wife and I had twelve (including three adoptions), but unfortunately, they are averaging fewer than 1.2 babies for each couple, so the trend seems accurate from my vantage. And yes, I'd say that 80% of our children tend to be liberal -- like their mom and dad.

So let's get the message out to all Liberals! Have babies! Impeach Bush -- or at least let's try to impeach the Bush that follows the Bush that follows the Bush that follows the bush that follows Jeb Bush in 2016! Go team, go!!! Rah, rah, rah!