Waterboarding for Dummies

Of course you can always visit Wikipedia to become the world's latest expert on waterboarding (or read Rummy's mind, I suppose) or you can take Mediawingnuts' course, Waterboarding for Dummies (below).

Whee! It's as easy as one, two, three!


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The above photos are of actual equipment used by the Khymer Rouge to extract "confessions." Note: I said "confessions" and not "truthful information."

Just imagine drowning, and you might understand what the prisoner is going through ... Excuse me, Dick Cheney calls it "dunking"! You only think you're drowning.

And this wasn't forbidden in our new and updated "Torture Bill" signed by the President.

Excuse me !!!!