Omigosh! I hope you haven't already mailed in your absentee ballot!

Who could vote against this outstanding American? ... he loves kittens and puppies too!

According to Fox News, President George W. Bush has a secret plan for winning the war in Iraq! The little girl you see in his arms ... her very life is in the hands of the voters. Even as I am keying this in, devious Democrats are digging tunnels from Afghanistan and the Sudan to the very heartland of America and they can only be stopped if the Republicans win both houses of Congress and President Bush can pop his plan on these murderous villains deep beneath both the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans digging these secret tunnels to destroy us all. Besides that, GWB has revealed a plan to be unhatched by Democrats if they win to ...

legalize cannibalism in the US!!
We must all get out on Tuesday, November 7, 2006 and stop these heathen Democrats from connecting the tunnels ... right after the election. Vote for Bush's Secret Plan (code named "War on Terror") now!

The alternative for America is ...



Horrible ... horrible ... help our president to save us from this terrible end!