Please, Mr. Obama! Pardon him now before he embarrasses us all!

It may be premature since he has yet to be convicted of lying to the SEC, filing fraudulent tax returns, destroying one of the two major political parties and abusing helpless animals ... BUT ... it will be better in the long run. Do you want to be seeing debating a man through his cell door windows or worse a surrogate like Sarah Palin (the helpless female angle will work against you)? No, of course not! Give Willard (Mitt) Romney a complete pardon for all of his crimes and dorkiness now and the country will be the better for it.