NOW ... how many live animals are buried in the (diminishing) clutter?
Thanks to persons like my sister, Nancy ... and horrible websites like www.hoarding_is_a_fatal_disease.com, I have finally begun to tackle the little problem about which I've blogged in recent weeks.
Hoarding seems be finally being recognized as a true health, fire and safety hazard. Hmmm ... I wonder if my 6-alarm electrical outlet fire was a symptom?
Anyway, not only can you now see my living room floor ... you might actually be able to count more than a couple of live animals in the photo above. I'm thinking of establishing a clinic in Ocean Shores for the clinically depressed and hoarding-OCDers to whom I can offer compassion, love, understanding (in spades!), organization ideas and flea powder.
That plus a reverse mortgage might get me past the (almost certain) upcoming layoff due to the recession cum depression--mine and the economy's!
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1 step forward, 2 steps back. The house looks, uh, odd.
Baby steps Uncle Joe.Just baby steps
Always stay sweet,
Sweetheart
Well, if you don't go into counselling, Sweetheart seems well qualified. Good work on the de-cluttering. Oprah's show is on OCD tonight. Check it out.
Serenissima,
Do you really think that I need counseling? I'm feeling quite stable these days. But if you are adamant, I will seek an out-patient program at PAWS in Aberdeen.
No 12 step for me--hell, I don't even have opposable thumbs.
Always stay sweet,
Sweetheart
The room seems perfectly in order to me, but we Pittsburgh dogs are notoriously messy.
Gem
I hope no live animals are buried in the clutter, otherwise I will contact PETA or the Michael Vick DA.
Gem
I am already treating with Dr. Jennifer Melfi for neuroses.
Gem
someone put ativan and luvox in my dog food.
Gem
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