Back in Detroit, we knew how to conduct a street fight!

My brother Richard in Connecticut and I both grew up (through our formative years anyway) in Detroit, Michigan. We learned how to fight from the likes of "Stinky" Giamotto and Willy "Knife" O'Malley in the back alleys of Detroit 27 (zip codes were two digits back then) and Livonia (give Richard a break on that!).

What Richard and I are suggesting is that Clinton and Obama duke it out in the "ring" of Saturday Night Live rather than in the unending evening news broadcasts of CNN, Fox, ABC, NBC and CBS News.

Before Obama could get "you fat monster" out of his mouth, Clinton would have a left jab in his bony chest with, "you skinny version of Ken Starr!"

And the fun would begin.

By the way, in the above pseudo quotes, there is no intention on my part or Richard's to infer that Hillary is a "monster" or that Barack is actually "Ken Starr." But you get the idea. Fat? Skinny? Well ...

With Bill and Michelle on the sidelines cheering them on, we would all have more fun than watching Titanic and we might also get this crazy Democratic Primary season (year) over with in one gigantic hurry.