My Brother Richard's "Keys" versus the "Real" Keys to the White House ...

My brother Richard from Connecticut has been pouring over the above keys now for almost a year and concluded that the second one from the left on the top row (Ron Paul) is a shoo-in to be elected. Now admittedly, he used to literally count the keys as literally articulated in the book literally shown on the right, below (also used literally by statisticians as a source for random numbers), but with the world looking so topsy-turvy and the Presidential polls looking so erratic, he has turned to the real "keys" (above) and is certain that RP will be the next occupant of the WH as a Rebublitarian (figuratively speaking) ... or something like that.

I'm truly lucky (and that's the truth!) to have Richard as my beloved brother and have a head's up on politics as often as I dial his telephone number.