Don't uhhh ... muck ... with Huck 'n Chuck ... but give 'em a buck or so anyway ...

My buddy, Bill PUCKett, suggests that the Huck 'n Chuck ticket would be hard to beat. Even BaRUCK wouldn't muck with Huck 'n Chuck. Huckabee does need the bucks though, so go to his website and show your support.

Admittedly, this is a silly, totally-without-redeeming-merit posting and surely Chuck Norris would not accept second place on a Presidential ticket, but the thought of his going into the Vice-President's office (say, tomorrow) and saying to Dick Cheney, "Uhh ... Mister Scumbag, would you step out here in the hallway with me for a second?" sounds awfully exciting, doesn't it?

And you have to admit that having Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris as our President and Vice-President sounds a whole lot better than 44 straight years of Bushes and Clintons, don't you think?